12/21/09

Two Clowns Talk Past One Another

Head Clown says...

The dumbest conversation ever between two adult clowns happened December 17, 2009, between Bunnie Madam and Sane Wanders. It involved three interruptions, nine sidewinder tangents, four monologues, eight digressions, seven exclamatory remarks, two phantom emotional pesterings, three ad hominem attacks and two lonely, frustrated, defensive counterpoints preformed into two opposing batches of psychic goo.

The entire affair was gift-wrapped into two cross-purposed suppositions sprinkled over top of four doses of benedryl, three capsules of advil and six home crafted local lagers. But what did they say?

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